April 1
April Fool's Day. I have quite the history with this date, on April 1 1997 I found out that I was (at 42) pregnant. And on April 1 2004 I got the diagnosis of MS. So it is a very mixed-feeling day. And it is also now 13 days before the divorce is final.
Yesterday Robbin called, I was hurting, big-time, and was crying. The pain was both physical and emotional. I am SO sorry he heard me crying. When I cry, I cannot talk, just can't, words will NOT come out. SO I was not able to tell him why, when he asked. So he said "It's ok Mommy, I will be seeing you face-to-face real soon" What a sweet boy. I just love him SO much. Just a few more days.
Meantime, here's a thought...the shamwow guy. he has another commercial, equally obnoxious, where he sells something called the slapchop. In it he says, and I quote, "you're gonna love my nuts". Well apparently he was sharing his nuts, and got arrested, for slapping a prostitute. So he really does love his product...the slap part anyway...Now, on the subject of annoying TV ad guys, think Billy Mays. Now think Sex. Can you even imagine Billy Mays selling sex toys? Or ANY sex product? Viagra? Condoms? Instead of yelling about the aweswome auger he would be yelling about the daring dildo. And can you imagine him having sex? A comedian could hit pure gold with a routine about that! I wonder if he can evel *talk* without shouting?
I twitter now. Did you know Twitter is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalyps? And HULU is another? We're doomed....
Yesterday Robbin called, I was hurting, big-time, and was crying. The pain was both physical and emotional. I am SO sorry he heard me crying. When I cry, I cannot talk, just can't, words will NOT come out. SO I was not able to tell him why, when he asked. So he said "It's ok Mommy, I will be seeing you face-to-face real soon" What a sweet boy. I just love him SO much. Just a few more days.
Meantime, here's a thought...the shamwow guy. he has another commercial, equally obnoxious, where he sells something called the slapchop. In it he says, and I quote, "you're gonna love my nuts". Well apparently he was sharing his nuts, and got arrested, for slapping a prostitute. So he really does love his product...the slap part anyway...Now, on the subject of annoying TV ad guys, think Billy Mays. Now think Sex. Can you even imagine Billy Mays selling sex toys? Or ANY sex product? Viagra? Condoms? Instead of yelling about the aweswome auger he would be yelling about the daring dildo. And can you imagine him having sex? A comedian could hit pure gold with a routine about that! I wonder if he can evel *talk* without shouting?
I twitter now. Did you know Twitter is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalyps? And HULU is another? We're doomed....
posted by Yoda Mamma | 4/01/2009
2 Comments:
I'm a somewhat quiet guy, but when the guy at the Disney Luau ask for a volunteer, my new wife got me up on stage. I thought I was going shamwow her onions! It worked out though, she hasn't killed me yet.
Thought I'd stop in, saw you on Anne's Disabled Not Dead. Catch you again next time,
Andy
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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